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Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrupVaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, SpriteJolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rimFlareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, SpriteUmbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juiceGlaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rimLeafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decorationSylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup
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meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!

Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

(via drparisa)

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Please do not tag your hate. People like certain pokemon and don't want to see hate on the tags.
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Wow, we did not foresee the butt-hurt this would cause and would like to apologize. We are simply here for some good laughs and poke fun at some quirky Pokémon, all in good humor. WAIT, that sounds like bullying… WE ARE NOT BULLIES GODDAMMIT! (…Now give me your shiny Charizard, or else…)

This is a gag blog. Jokes are made at some expense. Brave Trubbish here is a valiant casualty this time. There shall be many more. 

Have fun, folks! Laugh a little! And as always, keep holding on to your Pokéballs!

Remember that day when you got your first Pokémon game?
PURE JOY! :D View high resolution

Remember that day when you got your first Pokémon game?

PURE JOY! :D

(Source: pocketcucco, via ruinedchildhood)

WTF Wednesday - Trubbish

I am back to question the ridiculous designs of some Pokémon that are clearly trying too hard. And this week, I’ll be bashing Trubbish.

Hey, I have an idea - I have no idea what this Pokémon looks like so let me take a wild fucking guess what it is.

Hm, I bet it's literally a trash bag with arms and legs and a face 
slapped onto to it.

… … …

imageFUCKING NAILED IT.

What the shit, Pokémon designers. Seriously, what the shit is this?

Species - Trash Bag Pokémon

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Let’s see the description -

This Pokémon was created when a mixture of domestic and industrial waste underwent a chemical reaction of some sort


Yes, you already made this Pokémon and it was called GRIMER. Seriously guys now you are just putting a face of random objects and calling it a Pokémon.

Well, at least now when I lose a battle with Trubbish I can say, “Well, my Pokémon was trash anyway…” PUNS ARE STILL NOT AN EXCUSE FOR STUPID ASS DESIGNS.

What’s next? A Chair Pokémon - let’s call it “Chairdoom”. Wait, they might actually go ahead and do it…

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