Wow, we did not foresee the butt-hurt this would cause and would like to apologize. We are simply here for some good laughs and poke fun at some quirky Pokémon, all in good humor. WAIT, that sounds like bullying… WE ARE NOT BULLIES GODDAMMIT! (…Now give me your shiny Charizard, or else…)
This is a gag blog. Jokes are made at some expense. Brave Trubbish here is a valiant casualty this time. There shall be many more.
Have fun, folks! Laugh a little! And as always, keep holding on to your Pokéballs!
I am back to question the ridiculous designs of some Pokémon that are clearly trying too hard. And this week, I’ll be bashing Trubbish.
Hey, I have an idea - I have no idea what this Pokémon looks like so let me take a wild fucking guess what it is.
Hm, I bet it's literally a trash bag with arms and legs and a face
slapped onto to it.
… … …
FUCKING NAILED IT.
What the shit, Pokémon designers. Seriously, what the shit is this?
Species - Trash Bag Pokémon
Let’s see the description -
This Pokémon was created when a mixture of domestic and industrial waste underwent a chemical reaction of some sort
Yes, you already made this Pokémon and it was called GRIMER. Seriously guys now you are just putting a face of random objects and calling it a Pokémon.
Well, at least now when I lose a battle with Trubbish I can say, “Well, my Pokémon was trash anyway…” PUNS ARE STILL NOT AN EXCUSE FOR STUPID ASS DESIGNS.
What’s next? A Chair Pokémon - let’s call it “Chairdoom”. Wait, they might actually go ahead and do it…